Post by Kassandra Von Swackhammer on May 8, 2022 20:25:12 GMT
Kassandra Von Swackhammer
BASICS
CHARACTER BUILD-UP
BASICS
Name: Professional - Kassandra Von Swackhammer / Real Name - Sarah Jones
Age: (For Vamps actual age and physical appearance age) 42
Gender: Female
Class: Chaotic Witch
Age: (For Vamps actual age and physical appearance age) 42
Gender: Female
Class: Chaotic Witch
CHARACTER BUILD-UP
General Appearance/Physical Appearance: (1 - 3 Paragraphs Please)
Kassandra is 63 inches tall, has a short, blonde hair and blue eyes. She has average, soft build for her age. She usually dresses unconventionally and is often called “hippie like” in her general appearance. Her short hair is usually mess even when she remembers to brush it.
She likes dangly earrings and necklaces and will often wear bright lipstick or off coloured lipsticks. She us usually sporting an earthy scented perfume. She never wears high-heels. Often seen wearing mismatched shoes or socks or both. Doesn't own a bra.
She likes dangly earrings and necklaces and will often wear bright lipstick or off coloured lipsticks. She us usually sporting an earthy scented perfume. She never wears high-heels. Often seen wearing mismatched shoes or socks or both. Doesn't own a bra.
Played By: (Optional - Face Claim) - Kate McKinnon
Personality: (1+ Paragraphs Please)
Personality: (1+ Paragraphs Please)
Most people would consider Kassandra flaky at best or bordering on unhinged at worst. She is all over the place personality wise and will go from boisterous to dramatically sullen in mere seconds.
She is almost always loud and very extroverted. She often forgets that her inner monologue is actually supposed to be inner and not actually spoken aloud. This often makes being around her awkward even if you are one of her few friends. Not that she has many. That said, her personalty that heavily leans to the dramatic tends to help her in her trade as often her customers expect lots of smoke and mirrors.
Kassandra considers herself asexual in that sex and/or love really isn’t something she has time for nor does she want to make time for them. She is not opposed to dating anyone she just hasn’t never met anyone that she wanted to date, as of yet. (Except that one time at camp and she’s agreed with herself to never speak of that experience again. How was she supposed to know they had a phobia of clowns? )
She does love her three cats however, even though she hasn’t bothered to give them names yet but plans to one day when she gets around to it.
She is almost always loud and very extroverted. She often forgets that her inner monologue is actually supposed to be inner and not actually spoken aloud. This often makes being around her awkward even if you are one of her few friends. Not that she has many. That said, her personalty that heavily leans to the dramatic tends to help her in her trade as often her customers expect lots of smoke and mirrors.
Kassandra considers herself asexual in that sex and/or love really isn’t something she has time for nor does she want to make time for them. She is not opposed to dating anyone she just hasn’t never met anyone that she wanted to date, as of yet. (Except that one time at camp and she’s agreed with herself to never speak of that experience again. How was she supposed to know they had a phobia of clowns? )
She does love her three cats however, even though she hasn’t bothered to give them names yet but plans to one day when she gets around to it.
Skills/Abilities/Weapons/Powers:
(please list individually)
(please list individually)
Is a chaotic witch but has no idea that she is and probably wouldn’t believe it anyway.
Epic Improvizer
Epic BS Artist
Epic Improvizer
Epic BS Artist
Gift of gab
Great with cats and dogs
Surprisingly good with money and investments
Knows both the men’s and women’s parts of many ballroom dances
Surprisingly good with money and investments
Knows both the men’s and women’s parts of many ballroom dances
Can open her own pickle jars
Hard to intimidate (not that she’s brave she just doesn’t get it when someone is trying to intimidate her)
Owns her own New Age Shop and Fortune Telling Business called Mermaid Bubbles in BMV
Occasionally (very rarely) can speak to the departed or see into the future for very brief moments.
History: (300-500+ Words Minimum Please)
Sarah Jones was born in Queens, New York the eldest of seven siblings and the only girl. As soon as she was 18 she moved into her own place and put herself through college and graduated with a BA in Liberal Arts.
Unable to find a job she liked, mostly due to her independent spirit that irritated perspective employers she soon went into business for herself as a tarot card reader at local fairs and events thus created her professional persona Kassandra Von Swackhammer was born.
Owns her own New Age Shop and Fortune Telling Business called Mermaid Bubbles in BMV
Occasionally (very rarely) can speak to the departed or see into the future for very brief moments.
History: (300-500+ Words Minimum Please)
Sarah Jones was born in Queens, New York the eldest of seven siblings and the only girl. As soon as she was 18 she moved into her own place and put herself through college and graduated with a BA in Liberal Arts.
Unable to find a job she liked, mostly due to her independent spirit that irritated perspective employers she soon went into business for herself as a tarot card reader at local fairs and events thus created her professional persona Kassandra Von Swackhammer was born.
In order to live up to the public perception as a fortune teller, Kassandra added great flair for her act including a muddled, bad accent that is supposed to sound Eastern European, if she remembers to use it. As time moved along, she added a more wild style of dress and appearance to her act.
In reality, Kassandra was a rubbish fortune teller in the beginning and mostly improvised her act and rarely had repeat customers. She was really bad at it but then something happened.
One day, while she was working at a medieval fair, she was pretending to tell someone’s future by looking into a crystal ball she bought at the dollar store and she actually saw something genuine and correctly predicted something that ended up saving someone's life.
She had no idea how or why it occurred. The whole experience actually spooked her a little and caused her to take what she was doing a bit more seriously. As time went on, it would occasionally happen again, be it while reading tarot, tea leaves or a crystal ball. Thing was, there was no rhyme or reason to when she saw something genuine other than a tiny feeling she’d feel in her gut. That said, she couldn’t do it on command so she still had to mostly fake her act. To her credit, she did improve it and tried to at least have the semblance of professionalism. Well, sometimes.
After ten years or so, she had saved up a bit of money and decided to get her own shop. Sadly, in NYC there was nothing she could afford so she explored cheaper areas. Eventually she landed in Blood Moon Valley and open a New Age shop called Mermaid Bubbles where she also provides fortune telling. She also happens to live in the apartment above her shop with her three cats.
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In reality, Kassandra was a rubbish fortune teller in the beginning and mostly improvised her act and rarely had repeat customers. She was really bad at it but then something happened.
One day, while she was working at a medieval fair, she was pretending to tell someone’s future by looking into a crystal ball she bought at the dollar store and she actually saw something genuine and correctly predicted something that ended up saving someone's life.
She had no idea how or why it occurred. The whole experience actually spooked her a little and caused her to take what she was doing a bit more seriously. As time went on, it would occasionally happen again, be it while reading tarot, tea leaves or a crystal ball. Thing was, there was no rhyme or reason to when she saw something genuine other than a tiny feeling she’d feel in her gut. That said, she couldn’t do it on command so she still had to mostly fake her act. To her credit, she did improve it and tried to at least have the semblance of professionalism. Well, sometimes.
After ten years or so, she had saved up a bit of money and decided to get her own shop. Sadly, in NYC there was nothing she could afford so she explored cheaper areas. Eventually she landed in Blood Moon Valley and open a New Age shop called Mermaid Bubbles where she also provides fortune telling. She also happens to live in the apartment above her shop with her three cats.
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